Perkisize!

Acoustic Kitty

Sat, 31 Jul 2010 10:00:00 -0600

“Acoustic Kitty was a CIA project launched by the Directorate of Science & Technology in the 1960s attempting to use cats in spy missions. A battery and a microphone were implanted into a cat and an antenna into its tail. Due to problems with distraction, the cat’s sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation. Surgical and training expenses are thought to have amounted to over $20 million.”

“The first cat mission was eavesdropping on two men in a park outside the Soviet compound on Wisconsin Avenue in Washington, D.C. The cat was released nearby, but was hit and killed by a taxi almost immediately. Shortly thereafter the project was considered a failure and declared to be a total loss.”

(via:wiki)

I know a cat named Pickle that would be PERFECT for this.

Timothy Dexter

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:35:30 -0600

This guy is a real badass. He’s got a pretty interesting story, but I’ll let you read about him yourself if you so desire. Long story short - he was kind of a dimwit, but he got really lucky and ended up being super rich. The other rich folk at the time didn’t like him since he was all dimwitted and what not. Even his wife gave him shit. So he eventually decided he wasn’t gonna take their shit anymore. He started telling people his wife died and that the “drunken nagging woman” they saw was just her ghost. The best part is really a short excerpt -

“One day he began to wonder what people would say about him after he died. He proceeded to announce his death and to prepare for a burial. About 3,000 people appeared for the wake. However, Dexter’s wife refused to cry for his passing, for which he later caned her, and so he decided not to appear to his guests at all.”

(via:wiki)

Yeah, this guy faked his own death. Then, when his wife didn’t cry, he beat her ass. How does it get any better than that?? Social justice at it’s best if you ask me.

Also: This guy gets extra points cause he wrote a book called “A Pickle for the Knowing Ones.” The book contained no punctuation and capital letters were used randomly. This guy really didn’t give a fuck.

shit..

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 11:06:18 -0600

shit..

Video

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 13:16:32 -0600

Fecal Transplantation Saves the Day!

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 18:02:00 -0600

Yeah, you read right. Fecal Transplantation, the swapping of excrement from one person’s intestines into another intestinal tract. And as gross as it is, it actually worked! A “clostridium difficile” infection (giving the infected constant diarrhea, resulting in extreme weight loss followed by severe malnutrition) was obliterated by an injection of another person’s poop. Read on for the science-ey facts about it.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/13/science/13micro.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all

(via:@drkiki)

Yep..

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 15:49:00 -0600

Yep..

Cotton: “What ya doing? Some kind of woman’s work? Baking, sewing, which one is...

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 15:23:13 -0600

Cotton: “What ya doing? Some kind of woman’s work? Baking, sewing, which one is it?”

Peggy: “I’m trying to make a crossword puzzle for my espanol class. I need a four letter word for-“

Cotton: “Tent, food, ammo, guns, tojo, horse! No, that’s five.”

Peggy: “Cotton! This is a Spanish crossword.”

Cotton: “Oh! Taco, bean, cuba, peso, auga, mucho, lucho, grande, enchilada!”

My Prediction:

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 12:03:13 -0600

The Cavs are gonna win the NBA championship next year. It’ll become the biggest “fuck you” in sports history.

Never fuck with WOW players

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 11:47:28 -0600

Yeah, this guy learned a good lesson. I feel like the venn diagram for WOW players and 4chan frequenters is pretty much just a big circle with both names written in it. In any case, check the link:

http://wowriot.gameriot.com/blogs/Americans-are-bad-at-games/Real-Names-on-the-Official-Forums-New-REAL-ID-function?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+wowriot+(Latest+Wowriot+Blog+Posts+-+Wowriot.Gameriot.com)&gr_i_ni

Oh Apple...

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 12:22:00 -0600

http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2010/07/02appleletter.html

So what you’re really trying to say is….. You’ve been falsely depicting signal strength since the beginning and now you’ve been caught with your pants down. This cop-out might slide with others, but not with me.

What gets me about all of this is the simple fact that AT&T has had coverage and reception problems since the beginning. Was this Apple’s way of trying to cover it since the start? It’s already been stated, but how does Apple not notice this antenna/hand problem during testing??

My theory: Apple is sick of AT&T, they created this phone with the hardware flaw purposely in order to justify rolling out this new signal strength formula (which is recommended by AT&T as the press release carefully states) , which will show much lower bar levels on all iphones. This signal strength issue will further weaken the public’s interest in AT&T as a service provider. The new iphone is already the best selling iphone ever so Apple obviously isn’t hurting sales with this ploy.

None of this really makes any sense, but Jobs has already proven he’s a vengeful man. Remember what he said at D3 about how he can’t let things (such as the iphone 4 being left at/stolen from a bar) go because that would change the basic principles of the company. He’s sending out a strong message here. He can put out a shit product just to fuck with a cell provider and still make it the best selling product in that line’s history.

hunsonisgroovy: colinh: New Passion Pit! Tonight Tonight...

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:14:03 -0600

hunsonisgroovy:

colinh:

New Passion Pit! Tonight Tonight (single)

(via:Eat Drink Man Otaku)

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 14:14:53 -0600

(via:Eat Drink Man Otaku)

“Dr. Sonnet Ehlers has invented Rape-axe, a female device...

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:20:53 -0600

“Dr. Sonnet Ehlers has invented Rape-axe, a female device with jagged hooks that latch onto a man’s penis during penetration.

The doctor is distributing 30,000 of these condoms in South Africa during this year’s World Cup.

“It hurts,” Ehlers told CNN. “He cannot pee and walk when it’s on. If he tries to remove it, it will clasp even tighter.”

South Africa has one of the highest rape rates in the world, according to Human Rights Watch. It is also believed that 16 percent of the population is living with HIV. Rape-axe is inserted like a tampon and when embedded to a man the device can only be removed by a doctor.”

(via:channeldvorak)

“Schrödinger’s Cat: A cat, along with a flask...

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 13:53:18 -0600

“Schrödinger’s Cat: A cat, along with a flask containing a poison and a radioactive source, is placed in a sealed box shielded against environmentally induced quantum decoherence. If an internal Geiger counter detects radiation, the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the cat. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead. Yet, when we look in the box, we see the cat either alive or dead, not both alive and dead.”

Oh wiki, you’re like the Jay-Z of the internet. Just spitting truths. (or is it “spitt’n trufs”?)

(via:wiki)

Stick with it until the end. You won’t be disappointed.

Tue, 25 May 2010 14:27:29 -0600

Stick with it until the end. You won’t be disappointed.

sis (via:abudzeedo)

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 01:23:01 -0600

sis

(via:abudzeedo)

There’s many ways to do it, but only one way is...

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 16:06:53 -0600

There’s many ways to do it, but only one way is “right.”

The “Tweet Hawk”. Brother of the infamous...

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:33:33 -0700

The “Tweet Hawk”. Brother of the infamous “Weed Hawk”.

(via:design you trust)

This isn’t really funny, but it’s Billy Nye. And the...

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 08:19:03 -0700

This isn’t really funny, but it’s Billy Nye. And the other guy’s last name is Bastardi. haha, what a douche.

No.. thats definitely a valid concern.

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:03:19 -0700

No.. thats definitely a valid concern.