Sometimes you gotta get down with puppets

• The Charby: Yeah same here, coughing up mucus.
• Me: Are you sure it's not semen you're coughing up.
• The Charby: That's some nasty semen if it is. Must be from when I blew Oscar the Grouch.
• Me: Jesus Charby. I thought you learned your lesson after what happened with elmo..
• The Charby: Hey man, life on the street is hard. Sesame street that is.