“Despite it’s primarily herbivorous diet consisting mainly of bamboo, the Giant Panda is classified as a carnivore.” - the chwik

So I have this recurring nightmare that I’m gonna walk into the kitchen one morning half-asleep and see this obviously angry panda eating Miles Davis (the bamboo plant on our kitchen table). It’s one of those awkward scenarios where he looks over with that exact face in the picture and you back out of the room slowly because you know he’s gonna F your shi up if you roll up on his munch sesh. I always wake up before he mauls me, but I fear one day there’s gonna be a panda-related event in my home that won’t end as well as my dream…

Is it possible to panda-proof a house?