July 2010
10 posts
Acoustic Kitty
“Acoustic Kitty was a CIA project launched by the Directorate of Science & Technology in the 1960s attempting to use cats in spy missions. A battery and a microphone were implanted into a cat and an antenna into its tail. Due to problems with distraction, the cat’s sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation. Surgical and training expenses are thought to have...
Jul 31st
Timothy Dexter
This guy is a real badass. He’s got a pretty interesting story, but I’ll let you read about him yourself if you so desire. Long story short - he was kind of a dimwit, but he got really lucky and ended up being super rich. The other rich folk at the time didn’t like him since he was all dimwitted and what not. Even his wife gave him shit. So he eventually decided he wasn’t...
Jul 28th
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Jul 16th
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Fecal Transplantation Saves the Day!
Yeah, you read right. Fecal Transplantation, the swapping of excrement from one person’s intestines into another intestinal tract. And as gross as it is, it actually worked! A “clostridium difficile” infection (giving the infected constant diarrhea, resulting in extreme weight loss followed by severe malnutrition) was obliterated by an injection of another person’s poop....
Jul 16th
WatchWatch
Yep..
Jul 13th
Cotton: “What ya doing? Some kind of woman’s work? Baking, sewing, which one is it?” Peggy: “I’m trying to make a crossword puzzle for my espanol class. I need a four letter word for-“ Cotton: “Tent, food, ammo, guns, tojo, horse! No, that’s five.” Peggy: “Cotton! This is a Spanish crossword.” Cotton: “Oh! Taco, bean,...
Jul 12th
My Prediction:
The Cavs are gonna win the NBA championship next year. It’ll become the biggest “fuck you” in sports history.
Jul 9th
Never fuck with WOW players
Yeah, this guy learned a good lesson. I feel like the venn diagram for WOW players and 4chan frequenters is pretty much just a big circle with both names written in it. In any case, check the link: ...
Jul 8th
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Oh Apple...
http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2010/07/02appleletter.html So what you’re really trying to say is….. You’ve been falsely depicting signal strength since the beginning and now you’ve been caught with your pants down. This cop-out might slide with others, but not with me. What gets me about all of this is the simple fact that AT&T has had coverage and reception problems...
Jul 2nd