June 2009
72 posts
JesSe
don’t do it.
if only because you already did it when we were camping.
with love.
GPOYW
Is a failure so far… I don’t have a camera at work. And if you want a clue into how behind the times I am, I don’t have the internet on my phone. FML. Once I get a new phone, i’ll be all digitalized. like a robot. Then it’s gonna be gpoyw like e’re day. but mostly wednesdays.
The worst part about gpoyw failing: I always look so good.
The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?
All I have for this stupid sidekick is a car charger. And i left it in the roomie’s car I think. So dead phone. I feel partially disconnected. Luckily I’ve got the internet.
Thank you internet.
The silver linings of clouds
Shines on people jesus couldn’t save…
You wanna know what I think is bullshit?
- The birds and the bees.
Decipher it yourself, i don’t have time to walk you through this shit.
If you need more help, go here
(p.s. - I bet the football player’s name was Harvey)
Did you know you can type the word deceased using only your left hand.
Leaves that right hand open for holding that cup of coffee.