November 2009
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The ABTA
is the “American Brain Tumor Association.” I know this because I googled ‘how do you know if you have a brain tumor.’ Sure, I may be a hypochondriac, but I found out there’s a good chance I have one anyways. The most common symptom is headaches. I’ve got those. I must have a brain tumor. fuck.
They say the best way to tell is if you have a swollen optic nerve....
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Umm Kosta Koufos is the #1 projected player on... →
What if..
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was real… Would you go in and kick that broad out of your head too?
Gold's Gym...
Is like your older brother that gets pissed off for no reason right before mom gets home. And you’re hiding in some corner bargaining with god, telling him you’ll give your left nut if mom gets home before big bro finds you and beats your ass.
And then he finds you, literally mere moments before mom gets home. And you somehow overdraft your account, empty your savings and go over your...
