October 2009
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Just got a vitamin B-12 injection...
Now i’m ready to get smashed this weekend, because the B-12 is apparently involved in normal functioning of the brain and nervous system. I’m gonna be an intelligent drunk.
Gavin: What did you tell your parents to get off restriction, Maynard?
Maynard: That I was going to do drugs and kill myself if they didn't let me go.
Gavin: I should try that sometime.
Maynard: Yeah. Now next year I get to miss school twice a week to see a therapist.
Gavin: Awesome.
via: "The Sasquatch Gang" - one of the best movies i've seen lately.
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I think I should get hired as a beta tester for...
because if it can go wrong, it will go wrong with me. Or should I say my dad will screw it up and I have to spend countless hours fixing it… (I know its easy to screw up Windows, but this is the man that figured out how to cause a series of severe errors on a Mac too — requiring a complete system wipe and re-install — so just imagine what kind of wonderful Windows problems...
Keep your beef under wraps, Charby.
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The Chwik never fails..
Now I’ve come across an amazing work of literary prowess known as “The LOLCat Bible Translation Project”. Yeah, you heard right. There are people all over the internet working together to translate the Bible into LOLCat speak. “As of March 27, 2008, approximately 61% of the text has been adapted.” I’m pretty sure its like 95% done now.
Its just about the most...
The Enema Bandit
In 1975 Michael H. Kenyon (nicknamed the “enema bandit”) pleaded guilty to a decade-long series of armed robberies of female victims, some of which involved sexual assaults where he would give them enemas.
“His biggest attack was on five sorority sisters. He robbed them all, then administered enemas to four of the girls, but locked the fifth in a closet after telling her...