July 2010
10 posts
Acoustic Kitty
“Acoustic Kitty was a CIA project launched by the Directorate of Science & Technology in the 1960s attempting to use cats in spy missions. A battery and a microphone were implanted into a cat and an antenna into its tail. Due to problems with distraction, the cat’s sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation. Surgical and training expenses are thought to have...
Timothy Dexter
This guy is a real badass. He’s got a pretty interesting story, but I’ll let you read about him yourself if you so desire. Long story short - he was kind of a dimwit, but he got really lucky and ended up being super rich. The other rich folk at the time didn’t like him since he was all dimwitted and what not. Even his wife gave him shit. So he eventually decided he wasn’t...
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Fecal Transplantation Saves the Day!
Yeah, you read right. Fecal Transplantation, the swapping of excrement from one person’s intestines into another intestinal tract. And as gross as it is, it actually worked! A “clostridium difficile” infection (giving the infected constant diarrhea, resulting in extreme weight loss followed by severe malnutrition) was obliterated by an injection of another person’s poop....
WatchYep..
Cotton: “What ya doing? Some kind of woman’s work? Baking, sewing, which one is it?”
Peggy: “I’m trying to make a crossword puzzle for my espanol class. I need a four letter word for-“
Cotton: “Tent, food, ammo, guns, tojo, horse! No, that’s five.”
Peggy: “Cotton! This is a Spanish crossword.”
Cotton: “Oh! Taco, bean,...
My Prediction:
The Cavs are gonna win the NBA championship next year. It’ll become the biggest “fuck you” in sports history.
Never fuck with WOW players
Yeah, this guy learned a good lesson. I feel like the venn diagram for WOW players and 4chan frequenters is pretty much just a big circle with both names written in it. In any case, check the link:
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Oh Apple...
http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2010/07/02appleletter.html
So what you’re really trying to say is….. You’ve been falsely depicting signal strength since the beginning and now you’ve been caught with your pants down. This cop-out might slide with others, but not with me.
What gets me about all of this is the simple fact that AT&T has had coverage and reception problems...
June 2010
4 posts
hunsonisgroovy:
colinh:
New Passion...
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
2 posts
February 2010
8 posts
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WatchThis isn’t really funny, but it’s Billy Nye. And the other guy’s last name is Bastardi. haha, what a douche.
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January 2010
10 posts
You could learn a lot from Cuba, Charby.
Cuba’s Wiki page
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Sometimes you gotta get down with puppets
The Charby: Yeah same here, coughing up mucus.
Me: Are you sure it's not semen you're coughing up.
The Charby: That's some nasty semen if it is. Must be from when I blew Oscar the Grouch.
Me: Jesus Charby. I thought you learned your lesson after what happened with elmo..
The Charby: Hey man, life on the street is hard. Sesame street that is.
WatchElephant vs. Little People
(via:liveleak)
December 2009
15 posts
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The Gospel According to Mark - Chapter 6 35-44
It wuz getting laet, so teh disiples wuz liek “Hay, itz rly laet, an we iz, liek, in teh middul of nowerez. U sendz dem hoem so dey can bai dinnur, k?”
But Happy Cat wuz liek “No wai! U giv dem fudz!” An dey wuz liek “But dats lotz of munniez! U wantz us to uze dat much munniez on teh fudz?”
An Happy Cat wuz liek “Hao much fudz duz we haz? U go check,...
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Ummm....
So like 10 years ago I had this nightmare that Hitler and his SS goons were chasing me with paintball guns. It was fucking frightening, I hid in my grandma’s garage until I woke up.
Then last night I had a dream I was trying to trick Hitler into coming out of a room so I could beat his ass, but he wouldn’t come out so then I went into some house and got worried he was gonna come after...
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